No, this isn’t an article on how to survive your or someone else’s bad breath. This is an little survival kit you can put together that fits inside an Altoids tin.
Bennett’s Expedient Survival Tin (BEST)
Perhaps those Brigh-ands could use a little something like this.
Here it is, the first sequel to “One of the best animated movies of the year!”
Great news everyone. I have a car! It is a 1984 Honda Accord that I got from a co-worker’s boyfriend. Dad actually paid the price of $250. Of course, once we got it home and took a good look at it we noticed a few problems more than the water pump we had been told about. We first changed the front driver’s tire because it had a tear in the tread. Next, Dad changed the busted water pump. While he did that, I changed the oil and filter, my first time ever, and help flood the brakes. As of right now the battery is dead so the car doesn’t run and I can’t get it registered but I HAVE A CAR!!!!! (Pictures coming soon)
Yo Ho, Yo Ho a Pioneer’s Life for me!
We walk and we ford and we fix wagon wheels,
Drink up me hearties Yo Ho (I mean don’t).
We camp and we sing and use flour for meals,
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
We don’t chew tobacco, don’t drink and don’t swear.
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
Hate Iowa mud but we love mountain air,
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
We’re walking cross country ‘cuz the Church is true.
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
When we can’t find wood, we burn buffalo poo,
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
We’ll push and we’ll pull if we’re stuck in a rut.
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
If we get really hungry we might eat your mutt
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
We like to use oxen, not horses, or mules
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
If we wanna get blessings we’ll follow the rules
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
We’ll walk till we reach the Salt Lake Valley
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
If we pushed on much farther we’d be in Cali
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
The trail can be rough, just like the terrain,
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
When we get to Utah we should build a train
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
Yo Ho Yo Ho a Pioneer’s Life for Me!
In honor of Joseph Smith’s 200th birthday, we are pleased to announce the release of a new pioneer song written by Chris, Josh, and Steve: “A Pioneer’s Life.” It is a heartwarming tale of an arduous journey wrought with peril that tries the faith and hearts of man. And women. And (time permitting) children. The tune is “borrowed” from a popular Disney theme park ride that was semi-recently made into a movie. Here is the artwork for the album and the words to the #1 hit that has been hailed as “simply ahead of our times” and “A Jorb Well Done!”
For all of your information, I am currently taking any donations to the “Will needs a sport coat/suit” non-profit organization. The main goals of the group is too get me proper attire for my new calling as 2nd counselor in the Branch Presidency of the Coconino (Native American) Branch. I guess my white shirt, tie and kakhis won’t cut it anymore. For more information and a free brochure please send check/money order to:
Will Freeman
4255 E. Soliere Ave. #125
Flagstaff, AZ. 86004
Thanks
Here’s the first Star Wars movie as an animated gif. It’s less than two minutes long and it’s under 200Kb in size.
“Test” I took, Yoda I scored. Do it you should, there is no try:
This could become the second most dangerous outbreak next to that dioxymonogen thingy Cass told us about:
Daily Show Special Report (10MB) QuickTime clip
I heard this somewhere and I don’t really understand. Can anyone clear it up for me?
Roger……Roger, get off my motorcycle.
